Spending

What is the White House trying to divert our attention from by focusing on gun control?

That recessed lighting in my front room. I did that on Saturday! Now we don't have to live with that single lamp. It's so nice to have light.

Dang!

Leadership

Leadership: Making everyone stand around you in a semi circle as you wax eloquent in a halting diatribe. "Hey Joe, bring me my scepter and a mojito!"

Inflation

Dragged Back to Reality

I took some pants to the dry cleaners and on my way I found a five dollar bill in the pocket. In my mind I immediately thought, "Sweet, free lunch". I took my new found bill to the Pita Pit, which is next to the dry cleaners only to find that a little pita costs seven dollars and I had to charge it to my card. I guess its true, there really is no such thing as a free lunch.

Great Questions

We know he can assassinate a character. Now let's see if he can answer these questions.